Once my sister told me to smile for a picture and I did and she said “no, not your creepy smile.”
Anonymous asked: You have the same birthday as my mom. Are you my mom.
“do not machine wash or tumble dry” means i will never wash this ever
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss